Key West Lou / THE WORST OF THE WORST

I was having a good day yesterday. Felt unusually good during the day. A haircut and a few laughs with Lori. A manicure with Tammy and a few more laughs. Followed by a grilled cheese sandwich at Goldman’s where I also enjoyed the company of the waitress.

As I was walking to my car in the parking lot after lunch, I passed a car where the windows were open and a lady was sitting inside. She smelled good! Great perfume whatever it was. I looked inside and complimented her on it. She was a knockout. We chatted a bit. And I left for my car. No phone numbers exchanged, etc. Merely an excellent per chance pleasurable meeting.

I thought Louis, this is an unusually pleasant day!

Last night it was Brady’s Irish Pub to watch the Syracuse-Pittsburg game. Syracuse a 5 point favorite. Thought it would be a good game. Pitt undefeated, Syracuse had only lost one game. I was on a high.

Plus, I would be seeing Carola again. A great lady! Always concerned about me. I know why. Not because I am handsome and lust over her. Rather her father in Ireland is my age. I benefit from her missing her Dad.

Not consuming alcohol is a pain. I’m still good. Have not cheated. Hard some nights, however.

I started last night with a Perrier. Sucked. Returned to Diet Pepsi.

My dinner during the fist half of the game was fish and chips. I have mentioned several times previously that going 9 months without solid food has affected my taste buds. Certain foods now have a spectacular taste. Wow the only way to describe it. The first were Oreos. Then a grilled cheese sandwich. Last night, Brady’s french fries. Not McDonald type. They cut their potatoes themselves before cooking them. The first french fries I have had in more than 9 months. To die for! The taste was exquisite. I do not recall ever in my 89 years french fries tasting as good as they did last night.

While I am consuming a great meal, I am watching the first half of the game. Syracuse was getting slaughtered. Four turnovers in the first half. Three by way of interceptions. Syracuse is down 31-0 at halftime. I had it. No way was my team going to come back. I went home.

Pitt was ready for Syracuse’s great quarterback McCord. Not only were they intercepting him, he was getting the shit knocked out of him in the backfield.

I note this morning the final score was Pitt 41, Syracuse 13.

Things were so bad, I was tempted to order gin from Carola. Not a glass, the whole bottle!

I noted something strange about the game stats this morning. Syracuse has had a poor defense team this season. Last night Syracuse held Pitt to only 217 yards offensively. You tell me how Pitt ran up 41 points with such a meager offense.

It was the interceptions and turnovers.

People in northern Gaza are for real starving. Israel has gone too far. I supported Israeli retribution initially. Enough is enough, however.

The children in Gaza 5-10 years old will remember 50 years from now they did not have enough to eat, bombs were flying, hospitals closed, etc. How family and friends died and they suffered. Israel has guaranteed hatred and a “perpetual retribution” by the Palestinians against them as a result. Bum thinking on Netanyahu’s part.

November 5 is days away. Harris should win. She speaks about and stands for the right things. Who knows, however! Trump talks about everything bad. Yet the polls suggest the Nation is evenly split between the two candidates. I do not understand.

All I can say is if Trump wins, our lives will be different. Think about World War II movie scenes and the Nazis. Trucks full of soldiers pulling up to homes and arresting people for all kinds of reasons. A concentration camp, gas chamber, or shooting squad awaiting them.

Such it will be in the U.S. if Trump wins.  Kid you not. I am serious. They may even come for me. I have written consistently how bad Trump is. I am opposed to him. I am applying for a new passport.

An interesting story about a Roman Legion. Five thousand strong. Disappeared on its way to Scotland. Totally gone. No one certain where or how.

The Legion technically known as the Roman Ninth Legion.

The most popular theory is the Legion was annihilated in Caledonia (modern day Scotland) in the early second century AD. The Legion was marching north to put down a rebellion and surrounded by Caledonians. The Legion’s eagle standard was taken and the last survivors butchered.

A 1954 novel The Eagle of the North was written by Rosemary Sutcliff. In 2011, the subject was also a blockbuster English movie titled The Eagle.

I came across a series of myths. Two I found interesting and share with you.

The first involved goldfish. The myth is goldfish only have three second memories. Not true. Actually goldfish have memories that last

months, even years.

Amazing! I have been lead to believe that elephants have long memories. Elephants are huge and have huge brains to store information. Goldfish extremely tiny. Not much room available. Perhaps brain size is not an issue. Think how much humans store over the course of a lifetime in their minds.

The second myth involves sex. I share it because if true taught me something I did not know.

Ruled a myth was a big penis gives big orgasms.

It’s all about a lady’s G-spot. For a woman to have a vaginal orgasm, the G-spot has to be hit. Its location is only a couple of inches inside. A longer penis in most instances fails to stimulate the G-spot because the male’s penis head ends up farther in.

I am neither a gynecologist nor expert in the preceding and too old to determine its veracity.

Enjoy your day!

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